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A guy at work just told me to lay off the fries and eat some more veggies.

Because apparently I’m a fatty mcfatpants. Never mind the fact that I’d have to eat a strict diet of cake and ice cream to get to his weight…

Why thank you, oh wonderful and tactful person. Thank you.

  1. neuromatic said: f that
  2. confusedintoronto said: Tell that guy to stop eating so many cause it turns u into a douchebag
  3. shootingstarsonly said: Punch him.
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